Bacon Freak Blog

Back when I was single guy, I quickly caught on to a significant truth that I swore would never leave my mind until I effectively righted a wrong that had too long gone unchallenged.

You see, everywhere around me were books, radio programs, television shows, magazines, classes, clubs, etc., all dutifully dedicated to helping women learn how to get into the hearts and minds of men by the indirect path that passes right through a guy’s stomach.

The truth was knowingly asserted from every rooftop, even my mom and grandmother both knew and understood the fact that a properly prepared meal, pleasantly presented with proven, precision, propriety was, in fact, the secret key to unlocking the previously impenetrable iron gates to subconscious appreciation, respect and admiration.

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Some say Hillary Clinton will say anything to be president. It has been said that politicians will lie about anything. Have you ever seen a politician lie about their favorite foods? This week Hillary Clinton was a special guest on David Letterman’s show when she discussed the top 10 reasons she loves America. We here at the Bacon Freak Bacon Club weren’t surprised to hear reason #9 which was, “Canadian bacon is soggy and chewy: American bacon is crisp and delicious.”

Well, I must admit I have a whole new respect for Hillary. Who knew she loved bacon so much? I am sure that this new information will help her in the primaries.

Signing Off and Pigging Out,

Rocco “Boss Hog” Loosbrock
www.baconfreak.com

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