Wakin’ To Bacon!
By Rocco “Boss Hog” Loosbrock
What’s every Bacon Freak’s “Ultimate Dream” for bringing a long night of dreaming about one’s bacony bliss to a perfect, scintillating “BaCon-clusion?”
Well, how bout owning your very own “Bacon Cooking Alarm Clock!”
What if this “Bacon Cooking Alarm Clock” came in the shape of an adorable, smiling pig who happily, effectively and dutifully cooked up your morning bacon every single day of your life, waking you up just in time to eat your very favorite, savory, sweet and salty, sensuously sizzling gourmet bacon, cooked to perfection, precisely how you liked it?