That’s it… I’m turning in my cell phone (that is so low rent it only makes phone calls and sends texts – ghetto!) and getting myself a shiny, new grill. Ahem… I mean… Um… Actually I don’t know what I mean.
The people at G-Monkey took it upon themselves to create an “app” for the iPhone and iPod Touch for all of us bacon fanatics out there. At first upon hearing this news, I was terribly giddy. Then I watched their YouTube video about the app and thought, “Well now that I’ve seen it, WHY do I need it?”
Biggest bummer about the app: NO REAL BACON. After suffering through the delicious soundscape of pops, sizzles and crackles as the porky goodness bubbles on a stove-top grill, there are no rewards. Not even a grease burn on our hand to show our spoils of war! People, this app is a classic example of what I like to call a “bacon tease.” HMPH!
So unless someone can figure out how to get real bacon to pop out of the USB port (squeeee!) I’d like to suggest some “additional apps” that can be downloaded to make this whole fake experience complete: Read the rest of this entry →
So maybe I spend too much time around the breakfast table. But recently, when I saw a picture of the Florida State University football mascot… And well I couldn’t help but wonder, … “WHY IS HE WEARING BACON ON HIS FACE?”
Let me be clear: I am not criticizing this look at all. If anything, I’m envious and wondering if he’s single. (I KID! But no really, if anybody has any info on that, let me know…)
I am pretty sure if I wore bacon on my face, the following would surely occur:
Breakouts (the acne kind, not the prison kind)
Odd status updates on all social media outlets, “I just got my face porked!”
Small children would point and stare more so than usual
PETA would start a campaign saying: “I’d rather go naked than look like that girl.”
Kevin Bacon would get curious questions from his wife, “Why are you on this gal’s face?”
As a connoisseur of bacon, my friends often stop by my various social network pages and let me know about their “bacon finds.” This video is the latest to pop up in front of me. Enjoy this diddy (no relation to Puffy, P-Diddy, or whatever the hell is happening there), “Bacon Care of Bizniz:”
