Bacon Freak Blog » hormel http://blog.baconfreak.com All things Bacon, Wine and Food! Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:13:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 An Open Letter to Hormel http://blog.baconfreak.com/whats-up-with-that-warning-hormel-1227 http://blog.baconfreak.com/whats-up-with-that-warning-hormel-1227#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 05:17:50 +0000 baconboy http://blog.baconfreak.com/?p=1227 Dear Hormel,

Hello there! I felt the need to write to you after a fellow bacon lover sent me some pictures of one of your bacon products.

Well done! Good job harnessing the power of bacon into a convenient bag for porky-oinky goodness on the go. HOWEVER, I do draw issue with your product with the warning on the back of the bag:

Really? “DO NOT EAT PACKET”? What lawyer made you put that warning on there? Was it the same genius who told you to put in the ingredients that bacon is “gluten free”? (That’s like saying there’s no cholesterol in a tomato. Duh!)

On behalf of Bacon Freaks everywhere, I’d like to let you know that even though we are indeed freaky, we are not stupid. Full of lipids and nitrates, yes, but not stupidity.

Oink oink,
Jennifer Eolin

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