An Open Letter to Hormel 0
Posted on
April 30, 2010 by
baconboy
Dear Hormel,
Hello there! I felt the need to write to you after a fellow bacon lover sent me some pictures of one of your bacon products.
Well done! Good job harnessing the power of bacon into a convenient bag for porky-oinky goodness on the go. HOWEVER, I do draw issue with your product with the warning on the back of the bag:
Really? “DO NOT EAT PACKET”? What lawyer made you put that warning on there? Was it the same genius who told you to put in the ingredients that bacon is “gluten free”? (That’s like saying there’s no cholesterol in a tomato. Duh!)

